Colorado Muleskinner's definitions
The belief system, worldview, or lifestyle rooted in the obsessive analysis of everyday trivialities, awkward encounters, and the unwritten social rules of life—just like in the TV show Seinfeld.
Those who practice Seinfeldianism often:
• Get irrationally upset about double-dipping.
• Question close talkers, re-gifters, and low-talkers.
• Believe “nothing” is everything.
Those who practice Seinfeldianism often:
• Get irrationally upset about double-dipping.
• Question close talkers, re-gifters, and low-talkers.
• Believe “nothing” is everything.
The practice of Seinfeldianism is worldwide and spot on in most cases. Seinfeldianism will live on for ages, not that there is anything wrong with it!
by Colorado Muleskinner July 18, 2025
Get the Seinfeldianismmug.