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touch cotton
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when a poop crowns out of the
anus
far
enough to
touch
the underwear, thus soiling it.
"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth
green
and had to leave the round to
go
change
."
touch cotton
by
colonel Hogan
May 13, 2003
Get the
touch cotton
mug.