Col. Turdburglar's definitions

munchbox

synonym for vagina.

I made her get on all fours with her ass up in the air. I got behind her and proceeded to devour her glorious munchbox with furious voracity until her juices enabled me to penetrate her with my firm, hard cock. I then went knuckle-deep into her gargoyle and she came all over my glistening member, at which point I went balls to the hilt and sprayed my man-juice all over perfect ass and passed out from exhaustion. When I awoke from my slumber, I read a short story by Edgar Allen Poe contemplated the meaning of life. Sacre Bleu!

by Col. Turdburglar February 23, 2009