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The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.
Guy 1-"Man, I just tried The Houston!"
Guy 2-"No wonder you're in the hospital."
by Cockulus Wankulus November 30, 2020
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