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jesus
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jesus (verb) to make a
girl cum
twice. (derived from
the second coming of Jesus
Christ
)
Person1: Is
your girl
still mad at you?
Person2: Nah I
jesus'd
her and
we're good
now.
by
Cock and Ball Torture
November 22, 2016
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