2 definitions by Clit Teaser
This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."
{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
by Clit Teaser October 3, 2016
Men (sometimes in relationship) who constantly maintain sexual tension with women without an intent to proceed to a sexual activity. Usually out going and attractive, talk in a very confident way and flirt A LOT.
Clit tease is the term for a guy who displays affection and seemingly sexual interest, maneuvers into intimate situations, indulges on the sexual foreplay and draw satisfaction by the mating ritual itself while doesn't engage or lead to an actual sexual intimacy with the lady.
Clit tease is the masculine equivalent of the feminine prick tease.
Clit tease is the term for a guy who displays affection and seemingly sexual interest, maneuvers into intimate situations, indulges on the sexual foreplay and draw satisfaction by the mating ritual itself while doesn't engage or lead to an actual sexual intimacy with the lady.
Clit tease is the masculine equivalent of the feminine prick tease.
Lady A: "That guy has been flirting with you all night. Are you going to see him again?"
Lady B: "No, he told me he's married. He's nothing but a clit tease"
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"That cute guy at dance class asked me to stay after for a bit to practice some steps. We stayed for almost an hour together, just the two of us in that big room with music. That was so much fun! He was such a gentlemen as he walked me home. On the doorstep I approached closer and asked softly if he'd like to come over. He said that he has to go now, gave me a friendly hug and left. Checking his FB showed that he has a girlfriend. He is such a clit tease, but I still liked it."
Lady B: "No, he told me he's married. He's nothing but a clit tease"
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"That cute guy at dance class asked me to stay after for a bit to practice some steps. We stayed for almost an hour together, just the two of us in that big room with music. That was so much fun! He was such a gentlemen as he walked me home. On the doorstep I approached closer and asked softly if he'd like to come over. He said that he has to go now, gave me a friendly hug and left. Checking his FB showed that he has a girlfriend. He is such a clit tease, but I still liked it."
by Clit Teaser April 17, 2014