Definitions by Cliff Chipcastle the third

Quaksa 

Quaksa: Laksa with Duck in it. Ducks go quack and laksa is a dish.

Person A: "Hey that quaksa was quaktastic!"
Person B: "What's quaksa?"
Person B: You are! You uncultured oaf!"

Quaksa by Cliff Chipcastle the third September 2, 2017