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The most overrated vehicular disaster known to man. Comes with a piece of crap LS series engine, and the body style of a demented fish. Usually comes with an "All bite, no bark" pilot. This atrocity is usually labeled, "The Wallet Empty-er", or "The Burden". But last of all, any Japanese car can and will womp on this toy.
Civic owner: "nice corvette ya got there. It would be a shame if someone... dragged it..."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
Corvette owner: "The only thing you'll be dragging is your toy car home. You only have 200 horsepower! Get that lawnmower out of here, fag."
10 seconds later...
Corvette owner: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Civic owner: " And your corvette has 638 horsepower! Go home Bill, you're drunk. Hillbilly."
by Cletus McFarland December 25, 2016
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