1 definition by Clearly Clueless

Someone who inspires confusion. In conversation, you'll often wonder if you heard correctly. Barakats are quietly loud, aggressively gentle, but always... Never.
Kevin: Man, I need some water.
Barakat: Just don't drink too much, you'll get thirsty.

Vera: Hey, wanna get some coffee?
Barakat: Coffee? Not a fan. I only drink Americano.

Dana: Why is your house so cold?
Barakat: Ah, the AC broke.
by Clearly Clueless February 19, 2022
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