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A very nice location in Western Europe. It is known for it's beatiful scenery, famous artists of many forms, and classic food. The women also feel free to have a little hair in locations that the culture of the tyrannical United States would not allow. They also allow a little leeway in the area of dental hygeine, allowing people to have the teeth they want, not the teeth that society has determined is "better." They understand that expecting teeth to be purely white is a fallicy, and has it's roots in racism. It also has a large amount of rain, which has a positive effect on the country, as it leads to depressions, which leads to some suicide, which prevents population crisises (is that a word? crisises? anyway...). England is a beatiful place that has given us Harry Potter, James Bond, Lord of the Rings, and the Chronicles of Narnia. All four of those series are based on true stories.
Briton: I say, you Yankees should come and visit Britain some day.
American: Why I think I will.
Briton: And try some fish and chips!
American: Yum! What kind of chips? Lays? Pringles?
Briton: Oh, no I'm sorry, you're thinking of POTATO chips. In Britain, what we call chips, you call French fries.
American: Fuck you.
by Clarence Hedgewater September 20, 2011
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