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A n00b is someone who has no internet edicit whatsoever and yet still persists to use the internet almost all the time annoying the living shit out of anyone he or she or it meets.
How to act like a n00b.
1. Stop caring what anyone thinks or you.
2. Learn to love being annoying.
3. Learn every single racist, sexist, homophobic, and sacreligous term known to man and use almost everysingle one of them everytime you talk to anyone.
4. Lastly and most important of all, Stop having a life and spend all day on the computer annoying everyone you can find.
by Cj Leaman. April 17, 2006
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1.A bad name for someone of homosexual persuasion.
2.An extremly hurtful way of saying homosexual.
3.Boof is to homosexual, as nigger is to african american.
4.A position in homosexual intercourse.
1."I hate that Boof! Why doesnt he just go and die?!"
2."Shut up you stupid boof. No one cares what you say."
3."Get the fuck away from me you boof."
4."Our love life is so bland. Do you want to try boofing?"
by Cj Leaman. April 17, 2006
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