" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"
Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"
Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
by Citychick213 December 15, 2016
Get the Barking spider mug.A man who thinks he's s pornstar by acting like hes in a porno everytime he has sex and repeats everything he has ever heard in a porno but in reality he just sounds like a broken record and his fame is only in his imagination.
pornstar reject " oh yes baby,just like that, don't stop, thats how i like it, oh baby u are a bad girl, that's how I like it . I know u like it. Bad girl, don't stop...."
Girl" Omg will you shut up!" " if you want me to keep going stop trying to talk dirty"
pornstar reject "OK baby, anything you want just don't stop cuz you know how I like it"
Girl" I mean it!"
A Few Minutes Go By...
Pornstar reject" see you like it don't you, your a bad girl , don't stop, oh yes that's my bad girl"
Girl" that's it I'm out of here you pornstar reject!".... " and learn some new lines loser!"
Girl" Omg will you shut up!" " if you want me to keep going stop trying to talk dirty"
pornstar reject "OK baby, anything you want just don't stop cuz you know how I like it"
Girl" I mean it!"
A Few Minutes Go By...
Pornstar reject" see you like it don't you, your a bad girl , don't stop, oh yes that's my bad girl"
Girl" that's it I'm out of here you pornstar reject!".... " and learn some new lines loser!"
by Citychick213 March 23, 2017
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