Definitions by Chuck or Die

Christmas shocker 

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.

Christmas shocker by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011