Chuck Stallings's definitions

jersey turnpike

Screwing a woman from behind while she is on her period, you pull out and put it in her ass. When you are ready to cum, you shoot it on her face. Your cock will look like NJ turnpike roadkill, and smell like the NJ turnpike with the window rolled down.

I picked this girl up at the bar and I gave her a jersey turnpike.

by Chuck Stallings January 15, 2008