Christophersten Smith's definitions

Turfy

A particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. This thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps.

Peter: I've just had a donner Jimmy!
Jimmy: You're gonna be regretting that mate!
Peter: I know, i can feel a Turfy coming on.

by Christophersten Smith October 18, 2013