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schmegma
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the white creamy milky
crusty
disgusting ass crumb
cheese
curdled
crap
stuff that is on an uncirCUMsized shlong dong wang taleewacker
Blow Job
Betty
enjoooys
liquid
hot
schmegma flowing from Christian Longfellow's fellow friend!
schmegma
by
Christian Longfellow
January 21, 2004
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