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schmegma

the white creamy milky crusty disgusting ass crumb cheese curdled crap stuff that is on an uncirCUMsized shlong dong wang taleewacker

Blow Job Betty enjoooys liquid hot schmegma flowing from Christian Longfellow's fellow friend!

by Christian Longfellow January 21, 2004

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