Chris Nease's definitions

Detch

Terrestrial mammal spending most of days sleeping or playing xbox with hands placed just under the waistband of his pants. May be recognized by its distinctive cough/yell mating call or its "ehhhhhhhhhhhh shit" call upon sitting.

Oh man, I just left a huge Detch in the toilet. Check it out, I bet it has AIDS.

by Chris Nease November 28, 2006