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The Buddy Hackett is administered when a male who has not bathed in over three days sticks his hand down his pants, rubs his hand around his balls and chode, and then takes his hand and places it over the mouth and nose of an unsuspecting person.
Our group had been hiking in the Rockies for days last summer and Sarah wouldn't stop complianing the whole time. Towards the end of the trip, I decided to give her the Buddy Hackett.
by Chris Ceci March 14, 2007
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The Phyllis Diller is administered when a woman who hasn't bathed in over three days sticks a hand down her pants, rubs her hand around her vagina and taint, then takes her hand and places it over the mouth and nose of an unsuspecting person.
I had to wash my face for hours to get the smell off it after she gave me the Phyllis Diller.
by Chris Ceci March 14, 2007
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