2 definitions by Chris Bryant
The Sarengeti Brillo pad is the Arabian Goggles a few days after the man's testicles have been shaved. The point of this is to grow the coarse stubble on the eye lids.
by Chris Bryant November 11, 2007
Whils having sex, you try to slip you man meat into your partner's back door. She quickly replies with slapping at your hands and love muscle. She also goes ett ehh ett ehh like a dolphin.
John: Bill, have you ave your girlfriend anal yet?
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
Bill: No, I tried last night but she gave me the beached porpoise.
by Chris Bryant November 11, 2007