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Definitions by Chris, bitch

Mitch Hedberg 

- Dogs are forever in the push up position.
- I cant wear turtlenecks, it's like being strangeld by a really weak guy, all fucking day. When I wear a turtleneck and a backpack, i think a weak midget is trying to take me down.
Mitch Hedberg by Chris, bitch April 24, 2004