Choking on turtle shells's definitions

Grind

When you have no other friends so you sit in your basement killing newbs for an entire day. Or it's when you rub

all the hair off your ass and it feels smooth afterward.

Me: I feel really tight in the ass

Mom: I'll grind it for you honey

Me: oh no no it's fine, I was talking to my Minecraft girlfriend

by Choking on turtle shells April 22, 2020