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Goonarrhea
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When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a
shit
and throw
the used
toilet paper with
nut
into your fecal matter.
The post
nut
clarity hits
harder
when you look down in the toilet and
see
your goonarrhea
Goonarrhea
by
Chinese Joe
February 2, 2026
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