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Goonarrhea
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When you jerk off on the
toilet
while taking a shit and throw
the used
toilet
paper
with nut into your fecal matter.
The post
nut
clarity hits harder when you look down in the
toilet
and
see
your goonarrhea
Goonarrhea
by
Chinese Joe
February 2, 2026
Get the
Goonarrhea
mug.