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Objectophile

An Ohio State Senator who has developed strong emotional, romantic, and sexual bonds with inanimate objects like sofas, loveseats, throw pillows, etc. While Objectophilia has not been classified as a mental illness, it is a sexual deviancy that goes against God.
That JD Vance guy is a objectophile weirdo who likes to fuck couches
by Childless Cat Lady August 1, 2024
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