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A massive beer bong with maximum capacity of 96 liquid ounces. It consists of a large funnel and clear plastic hose. Designed primarily as a "show bong," it is rarely filled to full capacity for practical usage. Those who attempt a true "Old '96er" do so at their own peril, as the cost of the vomited beer far outweighs the short notoriety of attempting the stunt.
Man, am I in a world of pain right now. I attempted an Old '96er last night. It didn't go so well.
by Chico M. September 26, 2006
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