Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
by Chicken nuggets with butts November 03, 2019
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