Definitions by Cheese lobster

Jack-Off Scarecrow 

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

Jack-Off Scarecrow by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012