Cheese jerky's definitions

Melrosesexual

When one is only attracted to Melrose.

"Bro, isn't that chick sexy?"
"She's not as hot as Melrose, I'm 100% Melrosesexual."

"Have you seen Melrose?"
"Yes, omg, I'm totally Melrosesexual!"

by Cheese jerky May 22, 2016