Che pepera's definitions

Emelito

A fly motherfucker, usually has orgies in his backyard. He is faster than speeding bullets and can leap tall buildings in a single gyration.
has a odd weakness to nonexistent elements that sound like the existing element "krypton", and rubber dicks.
when exposed to his weaknesses, Emelito is weakened by a factor of 2 billion, and becomes a raging homosexual.

Henchman: "Look, up in the sky! Its a bird! No,It emelito!"
Villain: "quick, get me my rubber dick!"

by Che pepera February 20, 2008