Definitions by Charlie Kirky

Moon landing

When one of two people, not interacting in sex, pulls down their pants and sits on the other person's face. Then the person sitting on the other persons face needs to fart so they proceed to scream, " HOUSTON. WE HAVE A PROBLEM." and then they further proceed to fart, or possibly shit on the other person's face.

me(thinking): wow I really need to fart

*pulls down pants and sits on best friends face*
me: " WOAHHHHH. HOUSTON. HELP. WE HAVE A FAT FATTTTTT ISSUE. "

*lowkey shits all over my best friends face*
me: "sorry for the moon landing kiddo."

Moon landing by Charlie kirky December 31, 2025

Luxemborg

a misspelled version of luxembourg. I know, i misspelled it too.

Guy: *searches up luxemborg* Why are there no results for luxemborg?
Dude: because its spelled luxembourg

Guy: Damn i didn’t know that
Dude: me neither, i found that out 3 minutes ago.

Luxemborg by Charlie Kirky December 20, 2025

Luxemborg

a country thats in europe, no seriously why was there no definition for luxemborg before?

ok but why the hell does luxemborg not have a definition by 4:34 pm dec 20 2025?

Luxemborg by Charlie Kirky December 20, 2025

lardolpophobia

the fear of slimy bum hairs

Guy: *shows dude picture of slimy butt hair*
Dude: man thats scary
Man: this is a common case of lardolpophobia

lardolpophobia by Charlie Kirky December 20, 2025

Free Verse

A poem but without the best part of a poem; rhymes. A free verse poem is like a chocolate chip cookie just without the chocolate chip. No one likes them, i hate them.

Guy: Man this poem is SHIT!
Dude: Dude, dont insult poems someone wrote them with their heart.
Guy: its free verse.
Dude: Nevermind that shit is ass.

Free Verse by Charlie Kirky December 19, 2025