Charlie Braun's definitions

Yelp revenge

The act of leaving a bad Yelp review for a business after finding its service sorely lacking.

Jason: "The car wash people disturbed four cents laying on my BMW's center console. I'll leave them a scathing Yelp review!"

Karl: "Yelp revenge is sweet!"

*both laugh, fade to black*

by Charlie Braun September 6, 2015