Charles T Mullen's definitions

donor bike

A donor bike is a ridiculously small mini-motorcycle that has become a nationwide menace the past few years. Donor bikes are identified by the presence of an idiot behind the handle bars, no helmet and a blatant disregard for traffic rules. Additionally, 80% of riders at some point become organ donors after the required fatal crash.

"Look at Jose on his new donor bike!!! Hope his organ card is updated!"

by Charles T Mullen February 15, 2006