Charles Coll's definitions
anti gravity pants
The syndrome of having pants that seemingly defy gravty to travel further up the waistline until reaching what is known as the "harry highpants" stage. In severe cases pants may cause victims to hover several inches above the ground.
Early warning signs include raising of the voice several tones, at later stages, octaves. A tendancy to tell guys to 'settle down' and beltline being closer to the head than feet.
Also the 296th element on the periodic table.
The syndrome of having pants that seemingly defy gravty to travel further up the waistline until reaching what is known as the "harry highpants" stage. In severe cases pants may cause victims to hover several inches above the ground.
Early warning signs include raising of the voice several tones, at later stages, octaves. A tendancy to tell guys to 'settle down' and beltline being closer to the head than feet.
Also the 296th element on the periodic table.
by Charles Coll December 31, 2008
Get the agpmug.