Chappy Poopy Pantz's definitions

pootzka

A pootzka is rural slang for a vagina

I'd like to go to the barn dance Stosh, but my POOTZKA is itchy

by Chappy Poopy Pantz June 6, 2005

Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008