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phantom turd

N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.

After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.

by Champ Kind November 14, 2005

Get the phantom turdmug.

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