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Mirtle 

The most awkward, fuck-up, weirdo, child molesting, pedophile in the history of ever. Being called a mirtle is both an insult and a privilege

"Did you hear about that girl who got raped by her dad?"
"Yea, that dad is such a mirtle"

Mirtle by Certified Sack October 13, 2011