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Texas Mud Cookie 

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The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.
Texas Mud Cookie by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024