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Definitions by Certified Billy

Elder dust

Elder Dust (noun)

The invisible nursing home confetti that appears out of nowhere during a change and targets CNAs like it has a personal vendetta.
Example:
ā€œI was just trying to do a quick change and next thing I know I’m getting attacked by invisible nursing home confetti — straight elder dust.ā€ šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚
Elder dust by Certified Billy March 27, 2026