Definitions by Celulose

Alaz 

Guy that is hard working and can get you weed and codeine anytime, anywhere.
Also, If you write a big ass skype message he won't read it.

Spcialists have been studying alaz behaviour for some decades now. It is a rare species.
Most humanoids will follow tv, media and government like sheeps, but alaz rare specie will say "fuck society" and get all cash and bitches.

Q: YO WASSUP BRO U KNOW NIGHA ALAZ?
A: Hell yeah that nigha gets me all the drugz and beer yoo
Q: we go chillin in his place later or wut brotha?
A: you bet ya, plus i have to help him hide the bodies
Q: what a real nigha alaz
A: yup

Alaz by Celulose September 19, 2015