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#
Caulkknocker 's definitions
junk mallet
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The act
of injuring your
genitals
in order to avoid
fucking
an ugly person
I had to
pull out
the junk
mallet before I took that
butter face
back to my house .
by
Caulkknocker
March 7, 2019
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