Definitions by Catherine Stafford

Zoe Marxist 

She is a Marxist whore who appreciates Manchester Orchestra and Blink-182 far too much. She does not do da dope. Has a foot fetish and enjoys rubbing her feet onto Catherine.

Like surprise butt sex.

"Is that girl a gay hoe?"
"Yes, she's quite the Zoe Marxist."

Zoe Marxist by Catherine Stafford July 3, 2009