Carlos Quintana's definitions

Funkadelic

One of the most badass groups of musicians ever to come together. Pioneers of funk, owing to Sly Stone and others, they created some funky ass music, as well as one of the most beautiful guitar solos ever recorded.

-Dude, I come pretty close to crying when I hear "Maggot Brain" from Funkadelic.
-You're a fag.
-Have you ever heard it?
-No.
-Listen.
-Okay. (Gently weeps)

by Carlos Quintana January 4, 2007

No Homo

Immediately annuls any homosexual activity, making clear the straitness of all participants.

Tony and Will were buttfucking, but it's okay, it's not gay, because they called no homo.

by Carlos Quintana May 12, 2007