Definitions by Carl the Unicorn

douchelabé 

To be the most extremest douche bag of douche baggery.

Frank, your such a douchelabé. I fucking hate your pillow cases.

douchelabé by Carl the unicorn April 3, 2022

Depressed Octopus 

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

Depressed Octopus by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011