Definitions by Carl marxxxxxxx

jelqmaxxing 

When one practices jelqing ti the maximum amount.

“He died after jelqmaxxing for 4 days straight.”

jelqmaxxing by Carl marxxxxxxx March 20, 2024

goontosis 

One reaching a state of cosmos level gooning.

“He reached goontosis before leaving the word of mortals joining the gooning gods.

goontosis by Carl marxxxxxxx March 8, 2024