Carl Pinkerton's definitions
Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.
Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!
by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009
Get the knocking on the back doormug.