Carl Jeppson's definitions

Dairy Queen

A dairy queen is a homosexual man with an unhealthy obsession with female breasts.

No one ever questioned the fact that Bill was a homosexual, yet we all found his obsession with fondling the breasts of his female friends peculiar. Grazes, motorboats and gropes... it was clear. Bill was a "Dairy Queen" if there ever was one.

by Carl Jeppson January 4, 2014