Card's definitions

tillery

An establishment for the collection of a liquid by condensation and subsequent evaporation.
The opposite of distillation.

Anheuser-Busch hired an engineer so retarded he built a tillery.

by card February 7, 2005

Cherry Cheesecake

You give a chick a facial, then give her a bloody nose.

Her nose was broken case I gave her a cheery cheesecake.

by Card October 15, 2003