Captains Log 2012's definitions

dump lump

the age old art of building a giant ball of human feces by forming multiple turds into a large sphere. This is accomplished over time and with the assistance of a refrigerator. Turd consistency must be equal to that of clay and immediate refrigation must occur in order to preserve the spherical integrity and reduce common house fly infestation

Went into Don's fridge to grab a beer only to be surprised by a watermelon sized dump lump....drats

by Captains Log 2012 February 6, 2012