1 definition by CaptainMurica
A MAJESTIC CREATURE THAT DESERVES ALL MANNER OF DEVOTION AND LOVE. It stands for liberty and justice and lets fly its red white and blue poop upon the communists and hippies of the world, spreading democracy one glorious star spangled dump at a time!
"Did you watch that eagle just tear off Osamas beard, light it on fire, and use it to burn him alive?"
by CaptainMurica September 16, 2013