2 definitions by Captain cockwomble’s a meff

Predatory behaviour displayed by an older male towards a younger female.(The Bambi. A play on I would love to I bang her. Or an observation by another that someone is a wrong’un
Dave “Christ look at Andy over there he’s doing a Bamber.”
Alan “ if I was her dad he would be like Bambi’s mum”

Andrew, “ in my role I get the pick of the bambi’s and who I’m going to Bamber
Abbo “ the only think you’ll get the pick of is the Letters P and the numbers 45 you sicko.
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Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often
I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.
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