Captain VonSparkles's definitions

lunchpaler

A lunchpaler or lunchpailer is predominantly a male who licks his middle finger and rubs it around the rim of his own asshole. Then scoops any lingering debris back into his mouth to literally eat his own ass.

Man those guys are a bunch of lunchpalers!

Or...

I will look forward to my lunchpailers landing that trophy on my dresser by the end of the year.

by Captain VonSparkles July 9, 2018